3 Things I Learned Last Week #79 – Master SEO, Supercharge Your Coding, and Design Like a Pro

Welcome to the 79th edition of “3 Things I Learned Last Week”! 🌟

Buckle up, buttercup! We’re about to embark on a rollercoaster ride through the theme park of my brain. This newsletter is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s guaranteed to be sweet, possibly nutty, and might just expand your waistline… I mean, knowledge base.

Ready to have your mind blown? Let’s dive in!

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💻 Free On-Page SEO Masterclass: Because Ranking #1 on Google is Easier Than Ranking #1 in Your Mom’s Heart

Ever feel like your website is playing hide and seek with Google, and Google’s really good at seeking? Well, pack your bags, Dorothy, ’cause we’re not in Kansas anymore – we’re in SEO Land!

🔑 Key Takeaways (or “How to Make Google Your BFF”):

• Domain Power: Turns out, Google has a thing for punny domain names. Who knew?
• Title Tag Optimization: It’s like Twitter for search engines. Make it snappy, make it catchy, make it under 60 characters.
• User Experience Matters: Make your site so easy to use, even your grandma could navigate it. While drunk. On a flip phone.

🎥 Watch this and become the Yoda of SEO

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🚀 It’s Actually Pretty Easy To Get Ahead of 99% of Software Engineers (No, Really!)

Feeling like the Internet Explorer of software engineers? Time to upgrade to Chrome, baby!

🔑 Key Takeaways (or “How to Make Other Engineers Look Like They’re Coding on Abacuses”):

• Embrace the Extra Mile: When others zig, you zag. When they zag, you do the Macarena.
• Power of Compounding: Dedicate 30 minutes a day to learning. That’s less time than you spend on TikTok, Karen.
• Focus on Creation: Build stuff. Anything. Even if it’s just a really fancy “Hello World” program.

🎥 Watch this and evolve from Code Monkey to Code Gorilla

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🎨 The Easy Way to Design Top Tier Websites (Without Selling Your Soul to Adobe)

Want to make websites so pretty, they make the Mona Lisa look like a kid’s crayon drawing? Look no further!

🔑 Key Takeaways (or “How to Make Your Website the Belle of the Digital Ball”):

• Minimalism and Clarity: Less is more. Unless we’re talking about tacos. Or money. Or vacation days.
• Depth and Character: Use colors and shadows like a ninja. A really artsy ninja.
• Iterate and Improve: Keep tweaking until your website is hotter than Ryan Gosling eating a burrito. On a unicorn.

🎥 Watch this and become the Picasso of the internet

That’s all, folks! If this newsletter were a burrito, it’d be stuffed with knowledge, wrapped in humor, and served with a side of “why didn’t I think of that?”.

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May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!

~ Nathan “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just compiling research for next week’s newsletter” Onn